They're COMIN'...

...FUH DAT ASS, BEAVER!!!!

Well, I've been seeing QUITE a few pieces here involving Michael and that Beaver Bubble Bibble BRAT, SOOOOOOO, I've decided to create my own!

The Story: It seems like the world of entertainment has simply lost its DAMN MIND in hypin' up this little bubble-gum-pop-teeny-bopper-watered-down-imitation-of-the-REAL-KING. They call HIM "The World's Biggest Pop Star" and I'm like "REEEEAAAAALLLYYYY???? Oh. Ok. Sure."

ERR'BODY and their MOM is on this little boy's dxck. And he LOVES it, apparently. I GAGGED when I saw that damn trailer for his, er, MOVIE???

So, it looks like Mr. Pop Sensation needs to be taught a VALUABLE lesson about TRUE MONACRHY up in here from the KING HIMSELF. HA!

But HERE, not only is ONE Michael comin' fuh dat ass, but ALL the major MJ eras are comin'! PLUS, I thought it would be WAAAAAAAY cooler if the young bul got ROLLED ON by a GANG of MJs rather than just one.

So, Beaver, meet Michael, Michael, Michael, Michael, Michael, Michael, and Michael. Be VERY afraid, BEAVER. VERY, VERY afraid.

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P.S., PLEASE excuse my poor excuse of a camera. Again.